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Dorkmanteau

by Sixteen Scandals

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1.
Traffuck 01:48
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Feeling, like people need a beating the reason is they’re Walking way too slow You know you’re blocking the whole row People drive me crazy Treason, their feet up on the seating Seething at the bitter littler bugs Little children screaming Walking way too slow You know you’re blocking the whole row Public transit man it blows it just drive me crazy 60 in the HOV I oughta brought my sword with me Because the bike lane’s a travesty It drives me crazy Walking way too slow You know you’re blocking the whole row Public transit man it blows and it just drive me crazy
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Diffriends 03:40
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Pissing contests, dissing honest feelings to save face Gender norms will be enforced, dude your crew is lame. I don't mean to be a dick man, or shit on your parade but those assholes are not your friend no way. All the people that you let in A small percent shows you respect I don't mean to be a dick man I'm sick of fake ass friends Call me and we can be different. Never one to let them down, you might as well get paid Your loyalty's annoying me, it's royally misplaced I don't mean to be a dick man, or shit on your parade but those assholes are not your friend... All the people that you let in A small percent shows you respect I don't mean to be a dick man I'm sick of fake ass friends Call me and we can be different All the people that you let in A small percent shows you respect I don't mean to be a dick man I'm sick of fake ass friends Call me and we can be diffriends
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Flawsophy 02:41
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Apart we resign, hearts beating each other in kind blind trending into the obtuse, is it us or just you? cuz we’ve all been here before a thousand times it seems or more you refuse cuz it’s all about you I tried to find a line between our divide but you’re to the right and you won’t move cuz it’s all about you And, I had hoped for so much more but I don’t think you’re on board collectively or just for me: philosophies at war tactless in dischord facts you’ll just ignore to refuse cuz it’s all about you And, I had hoped for so much more but I know you’re on board collectively or just for me: philosophies at war tactless in dischord facts you’ll just ignore to refuse cuz it’s all about you I tried to find a line between our divide but you’re to the right and you won’t move cuz it’s all about you, no, it’s not about you and that’s why we both loose
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Tweetheart 02:41
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My girlfriend’s not good at social media she takes a lot of pictures of her thumb and when she shoots a video, it’s shaky and upright but swears it might look like it’s a lot more fun She doesn’t post pictures of our cat, or that photo of breakfast that we had cuz she’s so lame I think she’s great but kinda fucking lame yet somehow great My girlfriend posts shit well after midnight she never logs in collecting likes and when we’re eating dinner, we’re always eye to eye but I might lie to log in and check replies She doesn’t post pictures of our cat, or that photo of breakfast that we had cuz she’s so lame I think she’s great but kinda fucking lame yet somehow great Solo She doesn’t post pictures of our cat, or that photo of breakfast that we had, I’m connected, infected in my brain logged in clicking, my whole life away cuz I’m so lame And she’s so great I’m really fucking lame online all dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Adolessons 03:32
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Growing up it sucks you’re stuck but just a temporary rut try everything, ditch the drugs and smoking butts Fragile and bashful stats that you’ll battle constantly If you try everything, your scars are memories Hey, the prologue’s just begun level one change your clothes and have some fun, but build up try everything, at first it feels dumb to find what makes you great, you’re gonna have to train Picked up some stuff, enough to shut off my self destruct Tried everything, and +1 charisma those who are obsessed with getting dressed are just becoming clones try everything, but make it all your own Hey, the prologue’s just begun level one change your clothes and have some fun, but build up try everything, at first it feels dumb to find what makes you great, you’re gonna have to train never giving up that’s what makes it tough to find that thing you love so what if you just suck practice all night long someday it might be all that you need you, you will get better when you prove there’s more to life than drugs and booze spend some time rhyming in your room cuz what the fuck else you gotta do? you, you will get better when you choose to find some time to become you

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released June 9, 2017

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Sixteen Scandals Toronto, Ontario

Sixteen Scandals is a loud, cheeky, and infectious three piece from Toronto, Canada

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