Dorkmanteau

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released June 9, 2017

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Sixteen Scandals Toronto, Ontario

Sixteen Scandals are a chaotic and infectious three piece from Toronto Canada.

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Track Name: Traffuck
Feeling,
like people need a beating
the reason is they’re

Walking way too slow
You know you’re blocking the whole row
People drive me crazy

Treason,
their feet up on the seating
Seething at the bitter littler bugs
Little children screaming

Walking way too slow
You know you’re blocking the whole row
Public transit man it blows
it just drive me crazy

60 in the HOV
I oughta brought my sword with me
Because the bike lane’s a travesty
It drives me crazy

Walking way too slow
You know you’re blocking the whole row
Public transit man it blows
and it just drive me crazy
Track Name: Diffriends
Pissing contests, dissing honest feelings to save face
Gender norms will be enforced, dude your crew is lame.
I don't mean to be a dick man, or shit on your parade
but those assholes are not your friend no way.

All the people that you let in
A small percent shows you respect
I don't mean to be a dick man
I'm sick of fake ass friends
Call me and we can be different.

Never one to let them down, you might as well get paid
Your loyalty's annoying me, it's royally misplaced
I don't mean to be a dick man, or shit on your parade
but those assholes are not your friend...

All the people that you let in
A small percent shows you respect
I don't mean to be a dick man
I'm sick of fake ass friends
Call me and we can be different

All the people that you let in
A small percent shows you respect
I don't mean to be a dick man
I'm sick of fake ass friends
Call me and we can be diffriends
Track Name: Flawsophy
Apart we resign,
hearts beating each other in kind
blind trending into the obtuse,
is it us or just you?
cuz we’ve all been here before
a thousand times it seems or more
you refuse
cuz it’s all about you

I tried to find a line between
our divide but you’re to the right and you won’t move
cuz it’s all about you

And, I had hoped for so much more
but I don’t think you’re on board
collectively or just for me: philosophies at war
tactless in dischord
facts you’ll just ignore to refuse
cuz it’s all about you

And, I had hoped for so much more
but I know you’re on board
collectively or just for me: philosophies at war
tactless in dischord
facts you’ll just ignore to refuse
cuz it’s all about you

I tried to find a line between
our divide but you’re to the right and you won’t move
cuz it’s all about you, no, it’s not about you
and that’s why we both loose
Track Name: Tweetheart
My girlfriend’s not good at social media
she takes a lot of pictures of her thumb
and when she shoots a video, it’s shaky and upright but swears it
might look like it’s a lot more fun

She doesn’t post pictures of our cat,
or that photo of breakfast that we had
cuz she’s so lame
I think she’s great
but kinda fucking lame
yet somehow great

My girlfriend posts shit well after midnight
she never logs in collecting likes
and when we’re eating dinner, we’re always eye to eye
but I might lie to log in and check replies

She doesn’t post pictures of our cat,
or that photo of breakfast that we had
cuz she’s so lame
I think she’s great
but kinda fucking lame
yet somehow great

Solo

She doesn’t post pictures of our cat,
or that photo of breakfast that we had,
I’m connected, infected in my brain
logged in clicking, my whole life away
cuz I’m so lame
And she’s so great
I’m really fucking lame
online all dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Track Name: Adolessons
Growing up it sucks you’re stuck but just a temporary rut
try everything, ditch the drugs and smoking butts
Fragile and bashful stats that you’ll battle constantly
If you try everything, your scars are memories

Hey, the prologue’s just begun level one
change your clothes and have some fun, but build up
try everything, at first it feels dumb
to find what makes you great, you’re gonna have to train

Picked up some stuff, enough to shut off my self destruct
Tried everything, and +1 charisma
those who are obsessed with getting dressed
are just becoming clones
try everything, but make it all your own

Hey, the prologue’s just begun level one
change your clothes and have some fun, but build up
try everything, at first it feels dumb
to find what makes you great, you’re gonna have to train

never giving up
that’s what makes it tough
to find that thing you love
so what if you just suck
practice all night long
someday it might be
all that you need

you,
you will get better when you prove
there’s more to life than drugs and booze
spend some time rhyming in your room
cuz what the fuck else you gotta do?
you,
you will get better when you choose
to find some time to become
you

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